Honor your favorite dad – and his sense of humor – with these 7 hilarious one-liners from famous comedians.
“Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”– Ray Romano
“My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.”- Jeff Foxworthy
“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.”- Red Buttons
“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.” – Bill Cosby
“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.’”– Jerry Lewis
“She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.”– Groucho Marx
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